Emerging customer engagement seamless!

AI drone funnel shoptimization,
the fanbassadors are coming, 
leading the pack with conversions 
and platforms-thinking fresh from the hackathon,
to which they ubered to collect their bitcoin prize.
Emerging customer engagement seamless! (Shouted) 
Crowdsource-leverage dedication vertical-specific 
VC-funded (Series-C, ya cunt!) platform. 
Build and Enhance Proficiencies!
Big data ideation mobile-ready next-gen CRM synergies. 
The robust and social, and the blockchained,
will inherit the earth.
Target the fucking influencer, as of now.
A new Dawn of Content curation
engaged in agile iterative lean and fail-fast enemas.
The learnings are hidden in the hashtags.
Funnel reaching out for multiple points of entry
(offices and orifices)
It´s the branding idiot!!