to solve the problem of too much light
revealing things in excessive bad taste
for the modern beholder.
Before embracing any creed,
you need to consider a few important things.
First and foremost,
are you an gullible asshole?
Me! the malfunctioning!
caveat emptor, told you so.
If not, this audio program will take you there
(ritual to seduce you)
in comparatively short time,
exceeding average industry timings.
Sponsored by False Idols clothing co.
they have no real concept of being.
No discussion of the fact that
a common vocabulary for idiocy and stupidity
is needed.
Our most beloved institutions
are currently seeing to it.
Redistribute cancer as well, not only wealth.
Maintain consistency and correctness
even when you never knew the look of those.
Notes on the candidate:
• Does it perform adequately ( for its pay rank, maybe )
• Is it reliable ( hell, no )
• Is it usable and safe to use ( yes and so-so )
• Is it secure ( am I? )
• Is it affordable ( fuck yeah, with those wages... )
• Does it conform to legal standards ( hahaha, fuck no )
• Will it outdo its predecessors and its competitors (not likely )
It is all a game of trade-offs. Cry wolf!
No perfect recipes exist.
People keep searching for them, and the opportunists
still make a killing out of that search.
Venustas, Firmitas, Utilitas.
Will your corpse have any of those?
Most likely no.
Ora, Lege, Relege, Labora et Invenies.
Did you ever did much of any?
Most likely no.
Often, the challenging turns into the
completely ignored or replaced
by fantasies. A hymn of praise.
Ostrich-like unacknowledgement.
Wheel of fortune.
Destroy all password.
And all missed calls, white while at it.
Happiness at work is just a door away.
The exit door, that is, of course.
The exit door that ends in a wall.
Wheel of fortune.
Destroy all password.
And all missed calls, white while at it.
Happiness at work is just a door away.
The exit door, that is, of course.
The exit door that ends in a wall.
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