absolution

attending a nerdy conference
I discovered the best solution ever
to the scarring destabilizing problem
of quick and adequate clothes storage.
What a shitfesto for the mind!

You'd think there would never be
a demand for insurance, online training
and chinese printer cartridges
at the same time, but there is.
Behold then the glory of lex creationis.

Duplicate the cock size,
cut in half the road to success.
That's two too many promises,
like everripe oranges.
Find somebody special in three days.

I remain blessed everyday,
even if I never remembered
when it was I bought that absolution,
must be the fucking itunes at it again,
but hey! claim your compensations anyway.