eat his broccoli

if this idiot thinks I'm gonna eat his broccoli
barrgh! he can go fuck himself.
And the stems are hard.
And the cashews he tossed in are stale.
They say the damned thing is a superfood.
Well, I'll 'ave three pints of ale
and you can have your fucking broccoli and avocado.
Then we'll go outside and see
who smashes whose fucking head in.
Superfood, my ass. I'll give you a superfood
right here between my legs, motherfucker.