Instructions for the aspiring poet

1. Fire up your pc
2. Open your web mail software
3. head off to your spam folder
4. Mangle up some shit from the messages
( As an optional bonus add some original thoughts from you )
5. Stop when the complacency warms you up inside and you feel all accomplished
6. Post your crap online.
7. See how no one reads it.
8. Go fuck yourself.
9. Repeat steps 4 to 9 as desired.

Examples_:

McCain and Obama use it too.
(what? a fleshlight?)
State budget was framed up
in danger of penis enlargement
going all awry
with Nigerian bankers.
Please confirm your account number.


Shame on your private video.
Turn your stick into a skyscraper
with these pills from the African bushman.


Michelle Obama is hot.
See her pictures fucking online
and dont let flu spoil your weekend.
9 inch gleaming rod package.
Time for perfection.
What is your coming time?
I'll be round for dinner, thanks.