To all little trendy lefty cunts

Hey, see me here,
I'm coolly sipping some Merlot here,
proud to wear Che on my chest,
and the intifada hanky too;
hey, they distinguish me
as one of them not fooled by the system,
no, I am one of the
revolutionary illuminati
who never had a struggle in their life,
who had good schooling
and invariably ate warm when kids.
As a young person,
I have disposable income,
wear the brands of the moment,
appreciate the habits of the bourgeois
but hey, I need to save face,
screaming at the top of my little lungs
how lefty I am,
how cool Che, Castro and Stalin are,
how Capitalism is a major fuck up,
but hey, don't take my car keys from me,
don't take my safe cozy bed from me,
don't take these brand garments from me,
hey, those fucking hands off my Mac.