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the Cocktown Cunt Committee (sic)
(hereafter referred to as CCC)
has come to an agreement, finally.

"Asscrack lint might be responsible
for the perceived increase
in the sea level in Cocktown Pier."
(quotation from CCC report).

CCC "experts" have acknowledged
in court to have faked figures
in their reports, regarding the
total amounts of asscrack lint
measured floating in the sea.

I always thought that some plancton
could be taken for white asscrack lint
at a distance.

I actually think the CCC
don't know their asscrack lint
from ordinary shit.