Fuck Me Beige!

Yo! fuck me beige,
or fuck me gray,
but please be sure to
toss some nuts my way;

I am your faithful
squirrel in the treadmill,
all tamed up
and willing to be heavily taxed
to feed
all them official parasites.

Yo! paint my skin
with a monitor-glare blush,
all uniform
and unwilling to speak up to you,
spineless crud without a clue.

Yo! give me that thick
company pol'cy binder,
'cos I need retraining
as a quiet servant,
sanitized, neutered,
another member of the satisfied
watercooler gang.