Poem IV

Shittisms Series I

Say a bomb goes off in the Tate,
will that mean
art will be even more of a institutionalised
cripple bastard?

Will more bottles be opened
in the wineries of cool art-oriented
coach-potato livingroom burgueoiese red-star
communist revolutionaries?

sipping merlot apparelled in che t-shirts,
praising castro
while buying ikea,
pouring shit on their glass houses roofs,
and diesel or seagull jeans clad
or whatever brand is favored these days
(favored here meaning
imposed on the non-criterial mindless...
wear to be seen).
SHOES TO MATCH!! FUCK!!
Is that too much to ask...?
Big tits too.
And a beer. Please.

What's the purpose of
owning expensive clothing
if you are a manic depressive
that stays at home
out of sheer fear
venturing out only when
when...
I don't really know when.
You can always listen to Radiohead
and buy their cds.
Even if you hate them,
the artwork is cool
and they are a must.
Alternatively,
as this is not a dictatorship,
you can go for Coldplay,
Bjork or some other arty crap.

I repeat, this is a must.

Is your mac working ok?
Such a shiny piece of crap.
Hope it helps you get laid.

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